A is for ALIPOD who went to the shops
For APPLES, AVOCADOS and huge APRICOTS.
He wrapped them in paper
But ten minutes later
They were ALL gobbled up by ANTS in striped socks.
B is for BUNYOP who climbed up a tree
With a BAG of BEANS and BROCCOLI.
But he BOUNCED up and down
And fell to the ground
When a BUMBLE BEE sat on his knee.
C is for CROCA who cried 'I'm in trouble!'
When Bunyop CRASHED into a puddle.
Up jumped a whale
With a CRINKLY tail
And gave poor CROCA a CUDDLE.
D is for DINGA who DANCED on a pail
With a DUCK and a DOG and a ginormous snail.
They sang a DAFT song
And DRUMMED on a gong
'Pack it in!' Roared the whale with the crinkly tail.
E is for EMOO who yelled 'Don't stop!'
We like your elegant song a lot.'
And he waved his claw
And EVERYONE saw
The whale in the puddle swim off.
F is for FLUB, FLOPPING round in his vest
Crying 'What's all this noise? I'm trying to rest!'
'Please don't shout
Or I'll have to FLY out
And FIND a new place to build my nest.'
G is for GOBBLA who never sat still
And that made Bunyop feel quite ill.
GOBBLA GABBLED and GRINNED
Inside his dustbin
And stood on his head for a thrill.
H is for HIPPA who put on HIS flippers
And went with HARE to HUNT for kippers.
They sailed through the rain
And a HUGE HURRICANE
But caught just an old pair of knickers.
I is for ICKBOO who went for a wee
And found his old knickers in a bag by a tree.
When he took them home
Out fell a gnome
Who decided to stay for tea.
J is for JUMBOK who JUST for a dare
JUGGLED plates of cakes and snakes in the air.
But he JUMPED like a cat
When he fell on a mat
That was really a grizzly bear.
K is for KAPLA who started to cry
When KANGAROOS on KITES flew by.
They dived on his head
So he hid in a shed
And shared his KEBAB with a fly.
L is for LOLLI who sat on a wall
LOUNGING about doing nothing at all
When it started to rain
He slid down a drain
And LANDED on LOBSTERS playing baseball.
M is for MISTER MACDIDDLE
Who likes to play trumpet and fiddle.
If you ask him to stop
His MOUSTACHES will flop
And his MAGNIFICENT horns will twiddle.
N is for NOG who cuts crusts from his bread
'Your hair won't curl!' everyone said
'YEAH no more curly hair for me,'
'Just a hat with a net to catch nuts for my tea.'
O is for OCKI who stood in a queue
Watching some OTTERS doing Kung Foo
But those OTTERS grew cocky
Threw poo at OLD OCKI
Who ran away crying boo hoo.
P is for PITTIPAT who made a mistake
When he accidently swallowed a snake
When it wriggled inside
POOR PITTIPAT cried
'I thought I was eating a cake.'
Q is for QUACKA who met a gorilla
Who said 'Hey QUACKA! What's for dinner?'
QUACKA sadly shook his head
'Got no plates,' QUACKA said
'Got no plates? Got no dinner? i'll be off then,' snarled gorilla.
R is for RIKKI who sent his poodles
Out to buy some apple strudels.
But those poodles cried 'RATS!'
'Let's buy some hats
And loads of egg fried noodles.'
S is for SQIDDLE who has shoes to spare
SOME pointy and new, SOME SHINY and SQUARE.
But now she must choose
What kind of SHOES
To wear to the dance with STANLEY the bear.
T is for TOLLI who was as small as a TWIG
But then one day he grew real big.
He hopped over trees
And tramped across seas
And tickled the moon with a TWIG.
U is for UMBOO who went to bed
With a great big jam jar stuck on his head.
When he pulled off the lid
Inside was a squid
And a huge hairy spider called Fred.
V is for VIRADUM who put on a show
Playing a banjo with his big toe
But his friends all departed
When a vulture farted
And crashed into VIRADUM'S nose.
W is for WILLIWAIL who sat on some ice
And on a hot day it was ever so nice
But WHEN he stood up
His bottom got stuck
And NOG ate his chicken and rice.
X is for XENO who hid by a wall
When he saw his new cat eat a giant beach ball.
Now his cat smirks
And does mega burps
When it bounces around in the hall.
Y is for YIK YAK who went to the zoo
But when he went home some mice came too.
They flicked YIK YAK'S jelly
All over his telly
And ate all his ice cream and stew.
Z is for ZADO who baked some bread
Called up his friends 'Come round,' he said
But when they got there
The table was bare
And ZADO was snoring in bed.