A Beastly Alpahbet

A is for ALIPOD who went to the shops

For APPLES, AVOCADOS and huge APRICOTS.

He wrapped them in paper

But ten minutes later

They were ALL gobbled up by ANTS in striped socks.

B is for BUNYOP who climbed up a tree

With a BAG of BEANS and BROCCOLI.

But he BOUNCED up and down

And fell to the ground

When a BUMBLE BEE sat on his knee.

C is for CROCA who cried 'I'm in trouble!'

When Bunyop CRASHED into a puddle.

Up jumped a whale

With a CRINKLY tail

And gave poor CROCA a CUDDLE.

D is for DINGA who DANCED on a pail

With a DUCK and a DOG and a ginormous snail.

They sang a DAFT song

And DRUMMED on a gong

'Pack it in!' Roared the whale with the crinkly tail.

E is for EMOO who yelled 'Don't stop!'

We like your elegant song a lot.'

And he waved his claw

And EVERYONE saw

The whale in the puddle swim off.

F is for FLUB, FLOPPING round in his vest

Crying 'What's all this noise? I'm trying to rest!'

'Please don't shout

Or I'll have to FLY out

And FIND a new place to build my nest.'

G is for GOBBLA who never sat still

And that made Bunyop feel quite ill.

GOBBLA GABBLED and GRINNED

Inside his dustbin

And stood on his head for a thrill.

H is for HIPPA who put on HIS flippers

And went with HARE to HUNT for kippers.

They sailed through the rain

And a HUGE HURRICANE

But caught just an old pair of knickers.

I is for ICKBOO who went for a wee

And found his old knickers in a bag by a tree.

When he took them home

Out fell a gnome

Who decided to stay for tea.

J is for JUMBOK who JUST for a dare

JUGGLED plates of cakes and snakes in the air.

But he JUMPED like a cat

When he fell on a mat

That was really a grizzly bear.

K is for KAPLA who started to cry

When KANGAROOS on KITES flew by.

They dived on his head

So he hid in a shed

And shared his KEBAB with a fly.

L is for LOLLI who sat on a wall

LOUNGING about doing nothing at all

When it started to rain

He slid down a drain

And LANDED on LOBSTERS playing baseball.

M is for MISTER MACDIDDLE

Who likes to play trumpet and fiddle.

If you ask him to stop

His MOUSTACHES will flop

And his MAGNIFICENT horns will twiddle.

N is for NOG who cuts crusts from his bread

'Your hair won't curl!' everyone said

'YEAH no more curly hair for me,'

'Just a hat with a net to catch nuts for my tea.'

O is for OCKI who stood in a queue

Watching some OTTERS doing Kung Foo

But those OTTERS grew cocky

Threw poo at OLD OCKI

Who ran away crying boo hoo.

P is for PITTIPAT who made a mistake

When he accidently swallowed a snake

When it wriggled inside

POOR PITTIPAT cried

'I thought I was eating a cake.'

Q is for QUACKA who met a gorilla

Who said 'Hey QUACKA! What's for dinner?'

QUACKA sadly shook his head

'Got no plates,' QUACKA said

'Got no plates? Got no dinner? i'll be off then,' snarled gorilla.

R is for RIKKI who sent his poodles

Out to buy some apple strudels.

But those poodles cried 'RATS!'

'Let's buy some hats

And loads of egg fried noodles.'

S is for SQIDDLE who has shoes to spare

SOME pointy and new, SOME SHINY and SQUARE.

But now she must choose

What kind of SHOES

To wear to the dance with STANLEY the bear.

T is for TOLLI who was as small as a TWIG

But then one day he grew real big.

He hopped over trees

And tramped across seas

And tickled the moon with a TWIG.

U is for UMBOO who went to bed

With a great big jam jar stuck on his head.

When he pulled off the lid

Inside was a squid

And a huge hairy spider called Fred.

V is for VIRADUM who put on a show

Playing a banjo with his big toe

But his friends all departed

When a vulture farted

And crashed into VIRADUM'S nose.

W is for WILLIWAIL who sat on some ice

And on a hot day it was ever so nice

But WHEN he stood up

His bottom got stuck

And NOG ate his chicken and rice.

X is for XENO who hid by a wall

When he saw his new cat eat a giant beach ball.

Now his cat smirks

And does mega burps

When it bounces around in the hall.

Y is for YIK YAK who went to the zoo

But when he went home some mice came too.

They flicked YIK YAK'S jelly

All over his telly

And ate all his ice cream and stew.

Z is for ZADO who baked some bread

Called up his friends 'Come round,' he said

But when they got there

The table was bare

And ZADO was snoring in bed.